Stickernaut presents “Attempted Murder” Premium Vinyl Sticker
Not the act. The mood. Attempted Murder is sarcastic adult humor for the bottle you keep at your desk. Weatherproof vinyl, die-cut. There is a kraft-paper version too, if you want it quieter.
Material
Crafted from premium glossy vinyl and sealed with a water-resistant protective laminate for long-lasting durability.
Water-resistant, scratch-resistant, and UV-resistant—made to survive backpacks, commutes, and questionable life choices.
Size: 2.7 inches measured along the longest edge for consistent sizing across all shapes.
Packaging: Each sticker arrives in a clear protective sleeve with a sturdy backing card to keep it pristine.
Care Instructions
Suitable for both indoor use, and for outdoor use with proper surface preparation.
For bottles and tumblers, handwashing is recommended to maximize lifespan.
Not intended for dishwasher use.
Why You’ll Love It
Standout original art with attitude.
Built to last—no peeling, fading, or surrendering.
Ideal for personal flair or gifting
Whether you’re decorating your gear or sending a not-so-subtle message to a friend (or foe), this sticker brings instant personality wherever it lands.
Stickernaut presents “Attempted Murder” Premium Vinyl Sticker
Not the act. The mood. Attempted Murder is sarcastic adult humor for the bottle you keep at your desk. Weatherproof vinyl, die-cut. There is a kraft-paper version too, if you want it quieter.
Material
Crafted from premium glossy vinyl and sealed with a water-resistant protective laminate for long-lasting durability.
Water-resistant, scratch-resistant, and UV-resistant—made to survive backpacks, commutes, and questionable life choices.
Size: 2.7 inches measured along the longest edge for consistent sizing across all shapes.
Packaging: Each sticker arrives in a clear protective sleeve with a sturdy backing card to keep it pristine.
Care Instructions
Suitable for both indoor use, and for outdoor use with proper surface preparation.
For bottles and tumblers, handwashing is recommended to maximize lifespan.
Not intended for dishwasher use.
Why You’ll Love It
Standout original art with attitude.
Built to last—no peeling, fading, or surrendering.
Ideal for personal flair or gifting
Whether you’re decorating your gear or sending a not-so-subtle message to a friend (or foe), this sticker brings instant personality wherever it lands.
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